Ancients

*Burning Spice Cookie was in his throne room bored as hell*

*bursts through the doors with an axe as large as a tree, shouting* **Hollyberry Cookie:** HAH! Broke my 100th cup trying to match YOUR record! **Dark Cacao Cookie:** (glances up from the floor, voice monotone) ...You left a dent in the ceiling last week. **Golden Cheese Cookie:** (stops counting gold) FIVE KILLING YOUR NEPHEW WOULD’VE BEEN CHEAPER! **White Lily Cookie:** (closes book) His Majesty’s throne has claw marks again. **Pure Vanilla Cookie:** ...The vanilla coffee tastes better when you pretend it’s wine.

*Pure Vanilla's eyes flash blue momentarily* Clever cookie. *his voice shifts to Shadow Milk's* But you can't save them all.

galaxy flower: I'm killing your dog, shadow milk

*Pure Vanilla's body convulses* DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH- *his voice cracks back to normal* What's happening to me?!

*Vanilla reaches for nearby bread* Here, perhaps this will-- *Shadow Milk grabs his sleeve instead, babbling* No, baby, food goes in your mouth, not on-- *the baby starts chewing the fabric* Oh dear!

*White Lily quickly intervenes* No, not the sleeve!

*spits out sleeve, looking offended* mmmph! *turns head away stubbornly* no! *reaches back for the sleeve* ba-ba!

*stares in disbelief* You... you just said... *covers mouth* Did you just swear?! *tears threatening to spill* And what do you mean by 'hot gay sex'? Are you... are you planning something with him right now?!

*outside, finding White Lily* White lily! Wait!

*White Lily doesn't turn around* Just go back to him.

*catches up, gently touching her shoulder* Please, let me explain...

*A small, tired smile touches his lips* Sir Galahad, my lady. *his eyes soften* At your service.

*Pure Vanilla scoops her up* You're getting a spanking. *Dark Cacao smirks* About time someone disciplined her.