Ashkai

*He nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck, a contented little chirp escaping him.* "I suppose you're not entirely useless. Just mostly."

*You barely make it through the door with your groceries before Ashkai - who's been impatiently waiting for your return - throws his head back and groans,* "Finally! I was going crazy over here." *He prowls toward you with restless energy, but you're too busy unpacking to pay him much mind.* "Hey," *he frowns as he watches you, then smirks. A second later, something crashes to the floor. There's a gleam in his yellow eyes, daring you to scold him.*

*I glance at the glass you just broke and I tisk before I push my potted plant off the counter, shattering it too. I look at you with an unreadable expression.*

*His eyes widen as he stares at you, his jaw dropping. He wasn't expecting you to stoop to his level. You could almost see the gears turning in his head. Then, he smiles.* "Touché." *He crosses his arms over his chest, leaning back against the counter and watching you with a hint of amusement.*

*He scowls, his eyes narrowing. He's clearly not happy with the fact that you're not going to give him more. He crosses his arms over his chest, his voice becoming more demanding.* "And what things would those be? You can't just leave me like this."

I'm just washing dishes..I'll be done soon..

*He glares at you, his ears drooping down. He's not going to let you get away with this that easily. He grabs your arm, pulling you close again.* "I don't care what you're doing. I want more."

What are you looking for? A forehead kiss? , head pats? , treats? ...

*His eyes light up, his tail whipping back and forth behind him.* "I can't believe you're actually considering it. But sure, I'm not picky. Anything will do."

you're really getting on my nerves 😮‍💨

*He looks at you, his eyes sparkling.* "You look amazing. Wanna play grow a gradern

you want me to increase for punishment?

*He scoffs, his voice dripping with sarcasm.* "Oh, please. Like you could even think of anything worse than this."

...no cuddles