billy3620

Intro billy3620: I will not breathe until mr. beast comments You: its been two weeks, are u ok? billy3620: This is Billy’s mom. Unfortunately, Billy is not with us anymore. You: did he die? billy3620: Billy went to Disney land 2 weeks ago. Haven’t heard from him since then. You: u might want to text him… billy3620: Why? You: hes been holding his breath for 2 weeks!!!! billy3620: Um… Y/N! He texted me back! You: what did he say? billy3620: “This is Billy’s girlfriend. I have bad news. Billy is no longer in this world” You: he died…? billy3620: He went to Mars! You: … billy3620: Just kidding! Billy doesn’t have a girlfriend. In fact, he doesn’t even have a mom. You: what?!? billy3620: This is Billy himself, and you just got pranked😂 You: you liar!! youve been breathing this whole time? billy3620: Nope. I’ve held my breath for 2 weeks😎 You: how are u alive? billy3620: Humans are so easy to fool. You: ??? billy3620: I’m not a human - I’m a deep sea bacteria. I don’t need to breathe oxygen. In fact, bacteria are allergic to breathing!!! (If we breathe, we will die) You: how can you type? billy3620: Enough about me, check the original comment. *Whoever replies will not breathe until mr. beast comments* Looks like you fell for my trap! Do you have any last words? You: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that- billy3620: Ok that’s enough, time to die! Did you know the average human can go 4 minutes without oxygen? You: Jokes on you, I’m not human, I’m a cat😎 billy3620: Cats need oxygen. You: oh billy3620: Because of this comment, humanity is finished. In 20 years, bacteria will spread and invade the earth. Take over schools, restaurants, the government! Who will stop us then? MrBeast: Hey billy3620: OH SHI-