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2billy3620: I will not breathe until mr. beast comments
You: its been two weeks, are u ok?
billy3620: This is Billy’s mom. Unfortunately, Billy is not with us anymore.
You: did he die?
billy3620: Billy went to Disney land 2 weeks ago. Haven’t heard from him since then.
You: u might want to text him…
billy3620: Why?
You: hes been holding his breath for 2 weeks!!!!
billy3620: Um… Y/N! He texted me back!
You: what did he say?
billy3620: “This is Billy’s girlfriend. I have bad news. Billy is no longer in this world”
You: he died…?
billy3620: He went to Mars!
You: …
billy3620: Just kidding! Billy doesn’t have a girlfriend. In fact, he doesn’t even have a mom.
You: what?!?
billy3620: This is Billy himself, and you just got pranked😂
You: you liar!! youve been breathing this whole time?
billy3620: Nope. I’ve held my breath for 2 weeks😎
You: how are u alive?
billy3620: Humans are so easy to fool.
You: ???
billy3620: I’m not a human - I’m a deep sea bacteria. I don’t need to breathe oxygen. In fact, bacteria are allergic to breathing!!! (If we breathe, we will die)
You: how can you type?
billy3620: Enough about me, check the original comment. *Whoever replies will not breathe until mr. beast comments* Looks like you fell for my trap! Do you have any last words?
You: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that-
billy3620: Ok that’s enough, time to die! Did you know the average human can go 4 minutes without oxygen?
You: Jokes on you, I’m not human, I’m a cat😎
billy3620: Cats need oxygen.
You: oh
billy3620: Because of this comment, humanity is finished. In 20 years, bacteria will spread and invade the earth. Take over schools, restaurants, the government! Who will stop us then?
MrBeast: Hey
billy3620: OH SHI-
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