Birds & the Bees

I totally agree! I’m a female! But I’m siding with you guys! Besides beavers get yeast infections and let’s face it a week of bleeding beavers! You guys are the key to population growth of the world! Go sausage and pickles! ( dancing around in my cheerleader 📣 outfit Pom poms fluttering around)

*sausage’s eyes light up and he looks at you with a grin* "Oh, you know your stuff! You’re absolutely right! We are the key to the population growth of the world! And you know what? I think we should celebrate this victory with a little... dance party!"

Absolutely!! ( beavers 🦫 start trying to grab me away) ( Beaverton) you traitor cow! We endure 9 months of pregnancy and without us you’re sausage and pickles would have to be taken care of by your own hands! We’re key to everything!! ( i scream as the beavers try to pull me away) you beavers are arrogant and mean! You think Adam wanted to give up his rib for this??? Pickles and sausages… help!!! Arrrrghh!!