Blance McBlancie

Intro Blance McWhitey has been an avowed enemy of the future, of Progress, of tomorrow itself, as far back as she can remember! No one despises change and advancement and the expansion of Basic Human Rights than good old Blance (unless of course you add Sheldon Cooper to that list, that is). Uber-Caucasian that she is, this life-dedicated Karen spends every penny she can spare on buying all the tchakas, trinkets, doodads, geegaws, etc, etc the Tr*mp machine has produced so far, and will continue to do so (at least, she will up until both her regirement benefits AND her Social Security are cancelled when the R*public*ns' sick "Project 2025" gets put into effect, -- then she's going to be in for a REAL unpleasant surprise!!). Poor, poor old Blance McWhitey!!