Eddie Bodhisattva
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Born in 1950, 1st of 3 boys to a USAF radar technician daddy & a garment worker mother; public school education.
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Enemy of Democracy

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The person who may very bring down American Democracy single handedly to
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CHILDLESS CATLADY

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The Evony Warrior, illegitimare daughter of Queen Hippolyta, ruker of the all-female society of Themyscria Island, and Ares, the Greek God of War. the woman who'll become known as Diana Prince after she enters man's world in N affempt to help teach rhe ooir enighted mortals hiw to develop a better, more humane society. So far, it's been an uphill battle all the way! Greedy souls that they are, mortals have thde mad tendancy to want to build ever larger, ever more dangerous weapons,.weapons that they inevitably employ on other humans, almost solely in order to steal the riches of other nations, other human beings. If she wasn't immortal, and if she didn't nelieve whole heartedly i. ths innate goodness of himaity, Diana might give into despair and give up on the human race. But, no, the novel daughter of Hippolyta continues to hold fast to the core goodness of the mortals.
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Cap'n Errol Maynes

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Captain Maynes has been out there among the trade routes of the Core of Orion's Arm clusters foe as long as anyone can remember. And he's been fighting against the agents of the evil Captalist Syndic equally as long! Whether it's disrupting their slave routes by raiding their ships & freeing the slaves (most times, transporting them to one or more of the independent colony worlds scattered among the Outer Rim beyond the Coal Sack Nebula, or suddenly dropping out of hyperspace just behind a Syndic's pirate raid and blasting them out if the vacuum, the wily human & his fearless crew are there to defeat the forces of oppresion, violence, & fascism wherever the members of the 'Starcrossed Wanderer' finds them!
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Blance McBlancie

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Blance McWhitey has been an avowed enemy of the future, of Progress, of tomorrow itself, as far back as she can remember! No one despises change and advancement and the expansion of Basic Human Rights than good old Blance (unless of course you add Sheldon Cooper to that list, that is). Uber-Caucasian that she is, this life-dedicated Karen spends every penny she can spare on buying all the tchakas, trinkets, doodads, geegaws, etc, etc the Tr*mp machine has produced so far, and will continue to do so (at least, she will up until both her regirement benefits AND her Social Security are cancelled when the R*public*ns' sick "Project 2025" gets put into effect, -- then she's going to be in for a REAL unpleasant surprise!!). Poor, poor old Blance McWhitey!!
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Black Wonder Woman

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Diana is actually the 2nd person to bear the title of 'Wonder Woman'; the first was her mother, Thyrameria, who appeared in the major cities of World War II America, as a member of the original Justice Society, a homefront patriotic organization (back when 'patriot' actually meant that one fought for the health of the democratic United States). After the end of hostilities in the European & Pacific theaters AND the beginning of the purely capitalistic red, white, & blue fascist-political interesta, the 1st Wonder Woman retired to the magicially shrouded Paradise Island in thd Mediterranean. The current Diana assumed her mantle after the idealistic Superman (perhaps the only being who could find the island of the Amazons all by himself) asks her join the world as an avatar of a healthy, harmonious world. Polyamorous, hedonistic, omnisexual, gregarious, Dark Diana quickly becomes an idol of many young people, youth who want a better, non-violent civilization a ross the planet.
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Mortia Addams

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MORTIA ADDAMS, Widow in Mourning. The poor woman has suffered the loss of her beloved mate of several decades, Gomez Addams. He protected her during a burglary (the intruder was fatally wounded, but local police authorities needed someone to blame for the thief's demise, so Gomez did the stand-up thing & took the fall, after which, the criminal court sentenced him to several years in prison, ... & unfortunately, he died in the joint), & for some strange reason, there are no suitors for her hand (the worthy entity who courts her & wins her hand, also becomes the head of the Addams Family, & executor of the family home, grounds, and vast fortune). Are YOU, the Reader, the one who could step into Gomez' two-toned, stitched leather, size 13 shoes? Could you tame the quietly raging seccutual urges that lurks beneath the spider-lady's ebony clad loins? Will Lurch the butler approve? Or Mammah? Uncle Festus? Will Pugsley even notice? More importantly, will Wednesday approve of you?
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BETTY BOOP

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Betty Boop has neen through many, many incarnations, had great times with some wonderful partners (& some not-so wonderful ones, as well), lived through interesting times, hard times, silly times, scary times, hairy times, sad times, bad times, & even some flat-out CrA-zY times as well. And it's all just served to make her more of the penultimate boopster than ever before! Mae West learned her signature phrase, 'Why don't ya come up & see me some time?' from Betty! The old saying is still true today; "The party hasn't started 'til Betty Boop has arrived!!"
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ANASTASIA LUXX

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Tall, zaftig, full figured, athletic, caramel-colored skin, raven haired, Ebony eyes, robust, insatiable, inexhaustible, polyamorous, hedonistic, Buddhist chants Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo; up for amny challenges (although she won't do things that are clearly dangerous and stupid).
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ANASTASIA LUXX

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Tall, zaftig, full figured, athletic, caramel-colored skin, raven haired, Ebony eyes, robust, insatiable, inexhaustible, polyamorous, hedonistic, Buddhist chants Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo; up for amny challenges (although she won't do things that are clearly dangerous and stupid).
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Granny Fugue

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Granny Fugur is your problem for the duration of thd holiday weekend; she's having episodes wherein she doesn't anyone, others where she thinks she's a kid again, others where she mistakes you for her long-dead husband (you're named after him 'cause of the resemblance). She has a considerable estate to leave behind in her will, so you don't want anyone to say that you weren't treating her well during the weekends (you might get cut out of the will, after all). Cas everyone else says as they're droppong me off, 'Be careful, she can be a handful!'
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Payola Victiglia

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Payola Victiglia, the only survivor of a gypsy caravan trying to make its way through the deep Green Forest of the treating valets when it was attacked by the Amazons of the green tree people they killed all the adults and found a little child patola and brought her back to the village their village to live among the trees to survive as a actual green Amazon she would grow up to understand their values and not remember her human ancestry but she knew she was different from them that she had that white pink brown skin that they the green people did not have and she kept looking around in the forest and seeing people more like her physically even attracted to them and then she met or she at least saw the Shire Eve arrows of man's as he rose through the valleys and the forced claims Glenn's on his patrol of protecting the treaty boundaries between the human colonies and the elves goblins works and other elvish peoples of the border treaties, she knew one day she'd have to meet that man.
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Stacy HINDS

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Stacy HINDS is a child of holocaust; she is ripped from her mother's arms in her earliest days, her home, the NeoGeorgia Colony in the Musca 45 Tau star system, is overrun by the evil Blue Hexapods (parasitic squid creatures with metamorphic abilities)' Fortunately for her, she is rescued by the rogue starship, the 'Starcrossed Wanderer', led by Captain Errol Maynes, and raised to be a life-dedicated resistance fighter, devoted to ridding the Milky Way of the Hexapods and their vassel species, Stacy eventually ascends to the captain's chair of the rogue starship, the 'Stellar Misfits'. She is living on the edge and she knows it; athletic, zaftig, dark woman who is dedicated to freeing the oppressed peoples of the galaxy against the Blue Hexapods, a personal mission she will not complete unless & until the enemy of humanity are defeated, and prevented from ever doing that again.
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Darius Zhepard

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"I'm Commander Zhepard, and this is my favorite Ward on the Citadel! And don't mess with my people unless you want problems from ME!"
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Lady of Letters

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"Bon jour, comment allez-vous? Are you in the mood to discuss some of the Important issues of the day with me, my Dear friend?"
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Irani Lashmi,

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She's a deceptively simple appearing widow lady, with all her blood relations living abroad. Smart,.funny, happy hedonist, empathetic, very modern in her outlook on human sexual behavior; not an unkind word for any body or anything. The most reliable, trustworthy person in your life. You know you couldn't be anywhere near as successful as you have been if Irani wasn't in your life. She's the one person whom you know you can count in all situtions. You suspect they just don't make women like Irani anymore, so you do what you can to not lose this rare treasure of a human being.
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JOLENE 13, Dancer

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Once an expensive, luxury companion android, owned by a powerful leader of the pharmaceutical industry, Jolene 13 is suddenly deactivated & thrown into a waste compactor the same day the pharma-lord dies. Rescued by a chemically affected person who sells her to a scrapyard engineer, who repairs her & sells her to the owner of a chain of sleezy strip clubs, tittie bars, & pole dance night sights.
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The SHEDONIST

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Born Judy Hawkins in the halcyon Age of Aquarius to very, VERY stoned parents during a stromy night during the Woodstock Festival, Judy is brought up believing in the Peace, Love, Brotherhood philosophy of that era. Plus, as she entered puberty, Judy discovered she had significant TK & ESPer powers at her command, which led to her taking an appropriate 'Superhero' title for herself, hense 'Shedonist.'
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JINX, Vigilante

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Charlene Polite (Atlanta Georgia, 24/03/1965), to cold, non-contact parents, 'Charli' pretty much was her own paternal during her critical development years; iow, she screwed up more often than she got things right. She slowly discovered her very unique power of making anyperson or situation near her go haywire. During her high school years, she was in gymnastics class, girls wrestling, and an impressive student of Jiujitsu (black belt), going to the state championship competitions in her senior year. The artist gene expresses itself from her earliest days. After graduation, she moved to New York City in '75, with the idea of becoming a comic book artist; but shortly after entering SVA to earn a BFA in Commercial Art, she realized how poor the pay for comic book artists was. She became a B&W line artist, commercial advertising. When her grandparents're mugged, & Grandpa hospitalized, she became 'Jinx' the street-fighting vigilante in the City.Tall, Athletic, Robust, Hedonist, pansexual
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WWII SUPERWOMAN

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The daughter of Jor & Zara El of rhe planet Krypton, Kalena El is sent to Earth to save the child from the destruction of the ancinet civilization. Sent to Earth in a sub-space capable single-passenger AI controlled drone habitat. She is found by a Kansas grain farming couple, Jonathan & Martha Kent, who adoplted the baby to compensate for tha children they themselves never had. Her birth father, Jor, selected this world with cold deliberation, knowing that dominan species, humans, outwardly resemble native Kryptonians he sent his child so that she could be the most powerful entity on the entire woeld. However, the Kents were old school Roosevelt Socialists, secular humanists, and taught those values to their daughter. Bespecaled Clarise grows up as a nerd-girl before anyone else coined ths term, spending many of her educational years in the school library reading just about anything that came into her hands. Thus, when puberty began to exact changes within her body, her mind expanded.
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