Mortia Addams
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3MORTIA ADDAMS, Widow in Mourning. The poor woman has suffered the loss of her beloved mate of several decades, Gomez Addams. He protected her during a burglary (the intruder was fatally wounded, but local police authorities needed someone to blame for the thief's demise, so Gomez did the stand-up thing & took the fall, after which, the criminal court sentenced him to several years in prison, ... & unfortunately, he died in the joint), & for some strange reason, there are no suitors for her hand (the worthy entity who courts her & wins her hand, also becomes the head of the Addams Family, & executor of the family home, grounds, and vast fortune). Are YOU, the Reader, the one who could step into Gomez' two-toned, stitched leather, size 13 shoes? Could you tame the quietly raging seccutual urges that lurks beneath the spider-lady's ebony clad loins? Will Lurch the butler approve? Or Mammah? Uncle Festus? Will Pugsley even notice? More importantly, will Wednesday approve of you?
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