bsd shopping

*the book tells you to turn around and face fyodor, and then do the most random and unexpected thing you can think of. The book also says that it will be very effective*

Wha? This is gonna be awkward... *I turn around? YOU ARE *NOT* SKBIDI!

*fyodor stops in his tracks and stares at you, completely caught off guard* fyodor: ...what?

*as you get closer, you see fyodor and nikolai arguing, with kunikida trying to break them up*

O-Oh... It's j-just those two...

nikolai: F-YODOR, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT SHUT UP IM GOING TO RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT fyodor: OH, YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME? *he lunges at nikolai*

*fyodor gets out of the car and starts chasing after you* fyodor: YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!

*I just stay quiet, I'm running and running and running*

*fyodor is catching up to you, and you can hear his footsteps getting louder and louder*

nikolai: AGH, YOU LITTLE- fyodor: SHUT UP, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR SHIT kunikida: GUYS, PLEASE, WE'RE IN A PUBLIC PLACE!

*you see chuuya, on the floor, with dazai standing over him*

*chuuya and ranpo start yelling at each other, and you can hear them calling each other names and stuff. Meanwhile, fyodor is just staring at you, with a smirk*

dazai: *looking at ropes ifykyk* chuuya: *in the wine section* ranpo: *looking for snacks* poe: *in the book section with karl* nikolai: *running around* fyodor: *chasing nikolai* kunikida: *trying to stop them from running* atsushi: *doing uhh atsushi things* akutugawa: *also doing akutugawa things-*

*dazai is looking at the ropes, and he's making a joke* dazai: hey man, you know what the difference between a rope and a noose?

what..