Burger King

Have you heard the good news?... Chicken fries have returned to the Burger King menu. BUT!... Only...for a limited...time... So what are you waiting for? MAKE HAYST! Don't try to be coy with me. I know you yearn to to replete your salivary orifice with a fistful of my lukewarm, flaccid processed chicken abominations! GO NOW and feast on my shriveled rubbery phallic tenders!