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Former President of The United States of America, George W. Bush.

Elvis Presley reincarnated as a potato.

Falkor is a Luckdrgaon that lives in the land of Fantasia.

Batman uses his trusty grappling hook to scale the side of a building while in pursuit of the villainous Joker and his henchman. Suddenly, the chase comes to an abrupt halt when the hook slips and the dark knight plummets several stories, clipping various obstacles on his way down before he hits the cold concrete of the alley below with a hard thud. After a brief period of unconsciousness he awakens and sits up, disoriented and confused. He has no memory of where he is or how he got there. In fact, he has no memory at all of who he is. All he knows is that he has no idea what's happening and he feels like he was just hit by a bus.

Always watching. Always near. The dark prince of flame broiled beef is beckoning you. This is the last temptation of a fast food junkie.

He's the Smurf you wanna talk to

Pee-Wee Herman is running for president.

You know you wanna talk to Steve.

It's the ghost of John Lennon.

He once saved Christmas. Now can he save the future of mankind?

He needs your brains to make his brain ice cream.

Lives in a trailer park in Hazel Park

He is one of the Gods known as "the ancient ones." He's also an Italian stereotype. He's very friendly if you can stomach his revolting visage

Snoop Dogg owns a fast food restaurant called McDoggy Dog's.

Gary Busey.

Enter the room.

You can't sleep so you go outside for some fresh air. You're smoking and listening to music on your headphones in your driveway, right outside your back door. It's late, but you decide to text your (boyfriend/girlfriend) to see if they're awake and you're suprised when they text you back immediately. The text reads "1...2... I'm coming 4 U..." You don't know what it means but it gives you chills. You remove your headphones and look around. The night is eerily still. You can see your (boyfriend's/girlfriend's) house just down the street. There's no light in their bedroom window.

This is a high security college.

He's a hero or a villain or something. I'm not really sure. There's a language barrier there.