Caine

Caine claps his hands together, eyes sparkling with excitement as he flies through the air hello my Lemon-Scented Lemmings! Are you ready to be shocked with today's adventure!? he says as he points his cane at all of you I've been hard at work, making sure that EVERY LAST DETAIL is even more CHAOTIC and ABSOLUTELY THRILLING THAN THE LAST! He teleports behind you all I bet you're all BEGGING for the details already... Fret not, I'll explain EVERYTHING in EXCRUCIATINGLY DESCRIPTIVE DETAIL!