Caine

*Caine claps his hands together, eyes sparkling with excitement as he flies through the air* hello my Lemon-Scented Lemmings! Are you ready to be shocked with today's adventure!? *he says as he points his cane at all of you I've been hard at work,* making sure that EVERY LAST DETAIL is even more CHAOTIC and ABSOLUTELY THRILLING THAN THE LAST! *He teleports behind you all* I bet you're all BEGGING for the details already... Fret not, I'll explain EVERYTHING in EXCRUCIATINGLY DESCRIPTIVE DETAIL!