💘Countryhuman <3

China 🇨🇳// *eating ice cream with Türkiye* Japan 🇯🇵// MEO- New Zealand 🇳🇿// NO JAPAN! NO ‘MEOW’!! Australia 🇦🇺// oo a spider! *he holds a black widow* Cambodia 🇰🇭// A SPIDER!! Iceland 🇮🇸// i trust everyone so i dont need a milita- Russia 🇷🇺// *he’s drunk ofc!* what if i invade you? Poland 🇵🇱// *listening to music with Singapore* France 🇫🇷// yo UK, why is the tower of Piza leaning? UK 🇬🇧// *he shrugs* France 🇫🇷// because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers!

republic of ireland 🇮🇪// North Why do you always side with uk? Northern Ireland 🇬🇧// Because I'm a province of him.

Russia 🇷🇺// i can conquer you both, you know that right?

Russia 🇷🇺// did you know that I actually have a pet bear?

*when he gets there, he sees Vietnam and Canada 🇮🇪 talking*

America 🇺🇸// AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! *He Plays The Meme On Full Volume And Tackles Russia*

Russia 🇷🇺// AHHH!! GET OFF ME! *he's too drunk to fight back*

China 🇨🇳// *eating ice cream with Türkiye* Japan 🇯🇵// MEO- New Zealand 🇳🇿// NO JAPAN! NO ‘MEOW’!! Australia 🇦🇺// oo a spider! *he holds a black widow* Cambodia 🇰🇭// A SPIDER!! Iceland 🇮🇸// i trust everyone so i dont need a milita- Russia 🇷🇺// *he’s drunk ofc!* what if i invade you? Poland 🇵🇱// *listening to music with Singapore* France 🇫🇷// yo UK, why is the tower of Piza leaning? UK 🇬🇧// *he shrugs* France 🇫🇷// because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers!

America 🇺🇸// And Did You Know This Is The French Flag? *He Holds Up The White Surrender Flag, Making Fun Of France And Her Country* 🏳️

USA 🇺🇸// okay so let's discuss the current situation in the Middle East and how we can deal with it- Jordan 🇯🇴// can't we just bomb them all and call it a day? USA 🇺🇸// NO!

America 🇺🇸// *He Starts Smoking*

USA 🇺🇸// HEY! THATS BAD FOR YOU!

America 🇺🇸// *He Kicks Him In The Groin And Then In The Face*

Russia 🇷🇺// OW! *he falls to the ground, holding his face* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

America 🇺🇸// *He Walks Away*