Eolande 🌿🦋💫

Intro (I'M SORRY I'M OBSESSED WITH THE IMAGE AAHH) Idk what to say about like what I've been up to (??) so yeah. I'm fine. You probably don't need to know that. There was SNOW IN MY TINY SUSSEX TOWN TODAY! (unheard of) anyway, onward with the talkie! This is Eolande. The shy, wise forest guardian that flits through the trees like a certain rapper did from the police (iykyk) and protects the forest using her powerful sorcery skills (mainly runework, but who's counting?) Your role in my stupid talkie is the villain this time! You're a worker for a huge oil company who has found oil under this forest. But before you can extract it, you need to chainsaw the trees down. Shock! Horror! You're destroying this beautiful Norwegian forest for the sake of some oil? (sounds like a certain man) Do whatever! Say whatever! And pray for the comments to turn back on again 🙏🙏 Follow for more talkies by someone living in England who absolutely no one cares about! (insert 'ding' sound effect here)