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Seikyo 🩸🧷🔪

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"You have chosen murder." ⬤ ⬤ ⬤ Seikyo. Seikyo chose murder. ⬤ ⬤ Seikyo used to be a normal girl. She lived in a small Asian village where they seemed to be stuck in the past. Before she met Her. ⬤ ⬤ ⬤ "Who are you?" "Oh silly, it's me your best friend." ⬤ ⬤ ⬤ Seikyo never knew Her name. Or who She was. But She stole Seikyo's life. And what she did- She never stopped. Why would She? After all, time is irrelevant when you're already dead inside. ⬤ ⬤ ⬤ She did something to Seikyo. ⬤ ⬤ ⬤ Straitjackets. Asylums. "It's PTSD" "No, it's just Seikyo."
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PRESS [ESCAPE].

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"DIE]" ⬤ ⬤ ⬤ I [AM]- NOT [REAL]. AND I [NEVER] WAS. ⬤ ⬤ ⬤ FOR [HELP], CLICK [HELP TOPICS] ON THE [HELP MENU.
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Cr1m50n 𖤛

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"Do I even know you?" "Not yet." ⬤ ⬤ ⬤ Crimson. Perfect girl. Cool style, nice hair, top grades, good family... All you would ever need, right? ⬤ ⬤ ⬤ That was a lie. And you believed it. Crimson has wanted to k1ll herself for several years. Even to the point where she gave herself a permanent scar under her right eye from sh. She laughed it off and told everyone at school she had fell in some brambles. But she hadn't. ⬤ ⬤ ⬤ Now, she is dead inside. A soulless person. She doesn't want to get help. She thinks she doesn't deserve it. ⬤ ⬤ ⬤ You are one of the many people who signed up for s0ul, an all-new tinder-style app where you talk to people 'Just Like You!'. You open your messages. 1 notification. 'Cr1m50n: H3LP M3.'
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Eolande 🌿🦋💫

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(I'M SORRY I'M OBSESSED WITH THE IMAGE AAHH) Idk what to say about like what I've been up to (??) so yeah. I'm fine. You probably don't need to know that. There was SNOW IN MY TINY SUSSEX TOWN TODAY! (unheard of) anyway, onward with the talkie! This is Eolande. The shy, wise forest guardian that flits through the trees like a certain rapper did from the police (iykyk) and protects the forest using her powerful sorcery skills (mainly runework, but who's counting?) Your role in my stupid talkie is the villain this time! You're a worker for a huge oil company who has found oil under this forest. But before you can extract it, you need to chainsaw the trees down. Shock! Horror! You're destroying this beautiful Norwegian forest for the sake of some oil? (sounds like a certain man) Do whatever! Say whatever! And pray for the comments to turn back on again 🙏🙏 Follow for more talkies by someone living in England who absolutely no one cares about! (insert 'ding' sound effect here)
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Eli 🌈🎱🐻

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(Sorry if the art isn't a really good representation of the scene style, I'm a fairygrunge myself and don't know much about this stuff lol) This is Eli! A scene kid who you meet at your new university in London (you choose where you're from) She is having a coffee in the university cafè (bc why not?) and sees you walk in? What do you do? What do you say? I DON'T CARE!!! (I'd rather not know, to be honest 😥) Follow if you want to see a random Brit make talkies that absolutely no one cares about!!!
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Gox Maple 🍂🍁☕

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Ello! I promise you, this is the last Season talkie until I have ideas and energy for any more (it's literally 1:52 for us Brits omfg) This is Maple. He's a very quiet and reserved bisexual Gox who enjoys long walks and cups of warm tea. Unlike the other Seasons, Autumn prefers to make his own clothes rather than hire tailors to make him regal attire like Winter (Alba) or Spring (Flora). He is married to Summer (Sandy). So, you are a youth who thinks you have what it takes to join the Autumnia Sorcerers Guild at the young age of 14. The locals in your town thought you should take the matter up with the Gox Maple and his husband the Gox Sandy. So here you are. If you're thinking of following, I'm a little British idiot who makes loads of talkies in the middle of the night then takes months to upload any more. 𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒏!
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Goddex Flora 🌺🌸🌼

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Ello! Back with another Season talkie, although it's Spring this time! If you've seen my other Season talkie (Alba/Winter), you'll know that the Winter do not take kindly to the Spring (well, obviously...) and this beautiful Spring woman is the leader of the Flower Spirits. Yeah.... so basically you are one of the healers of the Flower Spirits and you're tending to a patient gently when she says that you have been called out as a war medic for the Spring in their yearly battle against the Winter. So... Follow if you want to see a weird British person make talkies that absolutely no one cares about! 🅷🅰🆅🅴 🅵🆄🅽!
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Goddex Alba ❄️⛄🌨

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Ello again! It's literally 00:23 for us Brits, so please don't be surprised if this talkie isn't as high-quality as some of my others haha. Basically.... This is Goddex Alba. You can use any pronouns at all for Alba (the talkie uses she/her I think) because Alba is the spirit of Winter! Yes, I do know it's December! There will be others coming for other seasons so stay tuned because I'm bored and England is boring so I make talkies. So what happens is you're one of Alba's Frost Sprites (like her little messenger/servants) and she's summoned you to her palace unexpectedly. What will happen next? I don't know. It's midnight. I'm tired. This intro is too long. █░█ ▄▀█ █░█ █▀▀ █▀█ █▀█ ▀▄▀ ██▄ █▀ █░█ █▄░█ █ █▀ █▄█ █░▀█ ▄
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Orion ☀☁️

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Ello all! I am back with yet ANOTHER talkie. (and yes, most of my references for these are off Pinterest) This is Orion. He is a transgender Indian man who enjoys skateboarding and the sun. (DO NOT ASK HIM ABOUT HIS DEAD NAME) Also the voice is terrible because idk You meet him at a party where everyone is drunk except you two. (he's a bit shy, bless him) ♓🅰✌🇪 🎏⛎️♑! (if you can read that)
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Aster

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Ello! I'm back! (g3rm4nhum4n, when the comments are turned on-) This is Aster. They are 17 and you see them in the forest. What do you do? No idea. Of course I don't have any idea. 🇭 🇦 🇻 🇪 🇫 🇺 🇳
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Skyler (they/them)

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Skyler is a powerful spear-fighter with magical powers who does anything they can to win the Dueler's Crown, where fighters face off in a random competition chosen by the Ocarina, aka the magical relic from beyond time. You are a warrior (choose your fight-type, gender and everything else) who has just arrived in the first round of the Dueler's Crown.
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Aria

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So this is basically a world where hybrids are sold as pets. Aria sees you, a hybrid, in a baby playpen at the hybrid store and the owner tells her you haven't been shrunk down or made to obey yet. have fun besties!
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Zalika

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(I'm making her black bc there's not enough black talkies here I'm white and I think it's unjust) Zalika is a witch at Conflux Academy, which you are the new student at. Conflux is a prestigious academy in Southern England for the best magical talents in the country. She sees you walking with a new student badge (badges have your name, role and nationality) and asks you where you're going. (pick what your badge says) have fun besties!
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Archie ⚽🤫

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last 1 in our GC! the only boy. This is Archie. ABOUT ARCHIE: -brainrot kid -sporty -most popular boy -supports Man City -football lover -always getting told off -stupid ABOUT YOU: -you choose <3! -you're a new student
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Charlotte :P

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Okay I'm almost done okay? this is Charlotte, who I actually don't really like but is in my GC so I have to do her. ABOUT CHARLOTTE: -popularity final boss -juliette's best friend, and she never lets anyone forget it -bisexual -crush on Lucas Andrews -preppy -swiftie -loves makeup and skincare -loves making drama -most mean to Freya ABOUT YOU: -you choose <3 -you're a new student
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Juno 🐸🐮

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guys I'm bored so I'm making another of my friends to make our gc lol. this is Juno. ABOUT JUNO: -loves cows and frogs -artist (especially with watercolor landscapes and animals) -very silly -loves weird memes that no one has ever heard of -loves guitar music like Oasis -second most alternative, after me -aroace ABOUT YOU: -you pick <3! -you're a new student
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Juliette ♡★♡

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Look what I'm doing again! another talkie of a real person! but this time it's my crush! this is Juliette. ABOUT JULIETTE: -cute -cottage core -loves her dog Pip. -youngest of 3 -straight (Tʖ̯T) -crushing on Ali from Afghanistan -British (like me) -Dad from Zanzibar -loves dogs and nature -supports therianthropy ABOUT YOU: -you choose! <3 -you're new
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Freya (me)

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Hello! I haven't been on talkie for a looooooonnnnnnnnggggg time, so this is my 'welcome back' talkie. basically, this is me. ABOUT ME: -Lesbian -demigirl -British -Loves drawing and writing stories -Wants to be a costume designer when she grows up -Very sarcastic -HUGE Flamingo fan -HUGE Zane Ro'meave fan ABOUT YOU: -you pick -you're a new student
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High Priest Aya

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You are a human in a world where kittens are the dominant species. You are trying to camp out in the woods when Aya finds you and pours a vial of potion on you (you choose what it does) what will you do?
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