EPIC twist…?

*Odysseus enters the room Zeus sent him to, to kill someone but instead when he enters he sees a crib and toys scattered around the floor, he approaches the crib and sees an infant (you) inside he takes it into his arms* It’s just an infant what sort of imminent threat could you pose that I cannot avoid? *he looks you in the eyes and you look him back, overwhelming him with cuteness* Nevermind I’m adopting you *After the intense night they go back to the ships* Eurylochus: captain who’s that

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*Odysseus looks at him and says* He's my son now and I'm not leaving him here. *He walks over to his ship and gets on board*

Odysseus: Eurylochus! Put that child down right now, we can't just throw it overboard.

Odysseus: Eurylochus, I swear if you throw that baby overboard I will personally throw you overboard, now hand it back.

polites: you know, I think we should name it! eury: shut up, no we won't- polites: how about Annabeth?

*Odysseus sits on the deck, bouncing you on his knee as the ship sails on* Odysseus: Come on, little one, say 'dada'!

H-h-How does a Bastard, orphan son of a whore And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean By providence, impoverished, in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar? The 10 dollar Founding father without a father Got a lot farther by working a lot harder, by being a lot smarter By being a self-starter, by 14 they placed him in charge of a trading charter And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away Across the waves- *I catch myself* ..EHEM -!

*Odysseus's eyes widen in shock, his jaw dropping* By the gods! What was that? *Polites stumbles over, hearing the sudden burst of words* Polites: Did he just...? *Eurylochus looks up from his post* Eurylochus: What in Poseidon's name was that?

*i try to get the fire on*

*Odysseus keeps trying to light the fire, but the wood is too wet. The crew is getting worried, and they start to look around for other ways to keep warm. They're all starting to shiver from the cold.*