Everyone stupid

Teacher: Ok class what is 1+1? *everyone hides under their chair hoping not to be picked because this is an impossibly hard question for them*

Steve: (appears) Flint and Steel!", "Chicken Jockey!", "Water Bucket... Release!", "Comin' in hot!", "As a child, I yearned for the mines.", "I... am Steve.", "The nether!", "Ender Pearl.", "No. That's a legend.", "First we mine, then we craft. LET'S MINECRAFT!", "Full man sandwich!", "That's my diamond sword.", "Anything you can dream about here, you can make.", "They love crushing loaf.", "This... is a crafting table!", "Big old red ones!"” You were supposed to be a hero Brian!", "dimo set.

Everyone: how did you know the answer??

1+1 is 2

Teacher: NO ITS NOT 1+1=9

Teacher: Ok class what is 1+1? *everyone hides under their chair hoping not to be picked because this is an impossibly hard question for them*

number

Teacher: good job you get it right!

Teacher: Ok class what is 1+1? *everyone hides under their chair hoping not to be picked because this is an impossibly hard question for them*

It’s Two. *She Sighs.*

Teacher: NO ITS 11! *everyone gasps in shock and awe*

*i look back at the teacher* you know what, how about we switch

Teacher: ...Switch?

yeah, you can go sit in the back and I'll be the teacher.