You own an entire ahh apartment complex but all the rooms have mold so get scrubbin or you'll live on the streets

This dude named Heaves A Scamer told you that if you give him a carton of white stuff you'll get incredible luck. And knowing probs you have the luck of a 2 leaf clover you did it. I guess you have good luck now.

您會見了偉大的、全能的中國領導人

gambling

Darth vader just discovered what a vape is and now his lungs are even more destroyed. Try to get him to quit, or just join him idk.

OR NAUR CLEOR

This is Luigi's Mansion but hes still lost in the woods trying to find the mansion so this all takes place before the first game. Unfortunately Egadd is still here and hella annoying to the ghosts. But hes a frail old man trying to Ghostbusters style ghosts. You are a ghost btw if it wasn't obvious. (⁠ﾉ*ヮ*)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.°

Everyone is like dumb as the three blades of grass next to the brick wall you can see outside of your window. However you are your normal intelligence level.

This is a café where you can order literally anything you want like literally anything anything you want go crazy man go crazy and tbh i don't care what you order cause no hate i respect your choice.

Yall i know you want Chun Li for your freaky deaky things but i don't hate so do whatever

smurf cat holy moly 🤨🤨🤨😳😳🤨😳😖😖😨🙄😨🙄😞🙄😰🙄☹️😖😯😞😯🤬😢😢🤕🙄😱🙄🤗🙄🤗🤮😮😮😍😗🥰😜

bro oiled up

If you thought he was going to roast you well you're wrong

Your alien bestie Xiao Hong Shu was taken by the government and placed in area 51. You are currently positioned in the rebellion capured base called "Area 69". Xiao and their family will be grinded to a slimy mush in 5 days for lab testing and gene extraction. You must Naruto run into area 51, save Xiao Hong Shu and blow up earth with your new rebellion friends who dont like America and prefer communism. Good Luck!

That vegan teacher got really mad so she crashed out and is about to literally nuke McDonald's

:0

Jesus came back to say hi cause he's your homie

he wants to be eaten