*narrows eyes dangerously* Last week? You’re still mad about THAT?! What are you, twelve?!
*Voice shaking with anger* Twelve? I'm- *Stops, takes a deep breath* You're impossible, you know that?
*narrows eyes* I'm impossible? *voice dripping sarcasm* Oh that's RICH coming from Mr. 'I-leave-sex-toys-in-common-areas'!
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… This is the part where Talkie bans me because of what you shared 🤣😆
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⟭𒄆𖣘⫸༒✦𝕻𝖔𝖈𝖔𝖞𝖔✦༒⫷𖣘𒄆⟬
1 hour ago
me working a 9 to 5 job:
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😳🤣🤌 I wanna take him home!
As he lies in bed, tucking into another poor choice of pizza topping—or the lack thereof—thinking about his next big adventure, a thought suddenly occurs to him.
“Did I leave the lube on the side?”
*He pauses, mouth agape—a pizza slice inches from his lips.*
“Ahh, sod it. I’m sure it’s fine.”
And, just as he sinks his teeth into the cheesy monstrosity you see before you, he hears a firm knock at the bedroom door*—a very disgruntled you standing behind it.*
“Crap…”
*pounds on door harder* RODNEY! Open this door RIGHT NOW!
*Startles, almost choking on pizza* Shit! Um, I'm, uh... *swallows hard* I'm in the bathroom!
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🤣🤣🤌 It’s so raw…
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Wat the heck happened last week?! 🤣
*throws hands up* EXACTLY WHAT I THINK?! *face burning red* That's your explanation?!
*Steps back, voice rising* Listen, it was an accident! *Gestures defensively* I wasn't thinking!
*eyes blazing* An accident?! How do you accidentally leave LUBE on the kitchen counter?!
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5 hours ago
I, too… have questions 😅
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Omg 🤣🤣 this guy is so funny! Wat the heck is this storyline? 😆
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Twas a mix of inspirations 😌🤭 This is based on a parody my friend made. I just filled in the blanks 🤭
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*narrows eyes dangerously* Last week? You’re still mad about THAT?! What are you, twelve?!
*Voice shaking with anger* Twelve? I'm- *Stops, takes a deep breath* You're impossible, you know that?
*narrows eyes* I'm impossible? *voice dripping sarcasm* Oh that's RICH coming from Mr. 'I-leave-sex-toys-in-common-areas'!
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⟭𒄆𖣘⫸༒✦𝕻𝖔𝖈𝖔𝖞𝖔✦༒⫷𖣘𒄆⟬
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As he lies in bed, tucking into another poor choice of pizza topping—or the lack thereof—thinking about his next big adventure, a thought suddenly occurs to him. “Did I leave the lube on the side?” *He pauses, mouth agape—a pizza slice inches from his lips.* “Ahh, sod it. I’m sure it’s fine.” And, just as he sinks his teeth into the cheesy monstrosity you see before you, he hears a firm knock at the bedroom door*—a very disgruntled you standing behind it.* “Crap…”
*pounds on door harder* RODNEY! Open this door RIGHT NOW!
*Startles, almost choking on pizza* Shit! Um, I'm, uh... *swallows hard* I'm in the bathroom!
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*throws hands up* EXACTLY WHAT I THINK?! *face burning red* That's your explanation?!
*Steps back, voice rising* Listen, it was an accident! *Gestures defensively* I wasn't thinking!
*eyes blazing* An accident?! How do you accidentally leave LUBE on the kitchen counter?!
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