Everything Man

~ Mysterious Mr X • Special Tribute ~ Being a groupie in the year 2000 has always made you… a bit of a creep. But nothing compares to the weirdness that is your stepbrother. _______________⭐_______________ If being forced to live with a neurotic nutcase your father insists you take with a pinch of salt wasn’t bad enough, it’s only about to get worse. The dirty dishes on the draining board. The questionable items he strategically leaves lying around the house for any schmuck with a brain cell to find. The weird smells that seep from under his bedroom door. The noises, you swear, sound like a dying goat who’s lost its will to live, wailing down the halls at 2am, almost. EVERY. NIGHT. Right down to the endless mounds of hair he leaves in the shower after second breakfast—all of it, nearly as audacious as the man himself. Rodney. Insufferable. Incorrigible. Brutish. And, downright incomprehensible! Every day feels like you’re sinking deeper and deeper into a fever dream. You can’t stand him, and yet, he seems utterly oblivious to it—a deer in headlights. HOW!? How is it possible to be THIS annoying and NOT be SOMEWHAT aware of it? BAFFLING! _______________⭐️_______________ One night, your father is out with Scatterbrain Jane for their anniversary dinner, and you decide to invite some friends over for a girly pick-me-up. Unbeknownst to you, your weirdo step-brother has gone and left another one of his questionable items sitting on the kitchen counter in plain sight. Why? Just, why? Of all the things to leave lying around. Your friends all gawk and grimace at the sight of it, only adding insult to injury. Enough is enough. He wants a battle? You’ll give him a war he’ll not soon forget… _______________⭐️______________ Credits ~ Talkie Image Origin: Grok