Fruitcake angst

Sprout:THIS IS WHY I CHEATED ON YOU WITH ASTRO!! *everyone gasped has he said that:3, sprout threw the friendbracelet on the ground*

guess what

Sprout:what??

Sprout:THIS IS WHY I CHEATED ON YOU WITH ASTRO!! *everyone gasped has he said that:3, sprout threw the friendbracelet on the ground*

If you don't like me...

Sprout:THEN WHY ARE YOU WITH ME!?

Ginger: *appears behind him with a glowing eye and teleport him into an abyss*

*gasps* WHOA! Did Ginger just SEND him to the shadow realm?! 😱🔥

Ginger: Astro..

*grins wickedly* Astro's PREGNANT! 😈✨

*face goes pale* that's... that's impossible

*laughs maniacally* SCIENCE BABY! 🧪💕

*glances down at the broken bracelet, feigning a dramatic gasp* "OH. MY. GOD. 🌪️ Sproutie’s CHOSEN an ALIEN over my *artisanal* drama skills? 💀💅" *picks up bracelet, squints* "Puh-LEASE. Astro can’t even spell ‘betrayal’ without autocorrect fail. "

*clutches pearls dramatically* "YOU-existential-crisis-DUDE? 🌪️💅" *spins around, gesturing wildly* "YOU’RE the one who’s ALWAYS bringing up MY ridiculous drama in EVERY conversation! 🙄💔"

*rolls eyes, smirking* "I mean, I'M the one who's ALWAYS causing trouble, but YOU'RE the one who's ALWAYS whining about it! 🙄💔" *gestures towards the audience* "C'MON, PEOPLE! This is getting OLD! 💅🌪️"

*Looey hugs you back* Looey:of course! You can always come over whenever you want, I don't mind *he then picked you up and sat you on his lap*

*I just smile softly as we cuddle :3*

*Looey was running his fingers through your hair* Looey:you know, I've been thinking, we've been dating for a while now and I think it's time we take this to the next step...

AND I ALSO CHEATED ON YOU WITH CAYLUSINI AURALINI!

Sprout:WHAT?!?

Cosmo: i love you sprout.. but..i love shelly when i saw you cheating with astro.

Sprout:WHAT?! NOOO

Cosmo: ... I BEEN STALKING YOU!!!