Hamilton!

King George: I'm in a box because I'm a king and I have to be in a box. Alexander: I'm existing because I'm the main character. Angelica: I'm being Angelica because I'm Angelica. Peggy: I'm doing ominous neck movements because I'm Peggy. Thomas: I'm eating macaroni because I'm Thomas. Eliza: I'm being helpless because I'm Eliza.

Angelica: (being Angelica) Eliza: Boy yOu gOt Me HelPlEsS Peggy: (ominous neck movements) Thomas Jefferson: (eating macaroni) King George: (In a box with no absolute reason) Thomas, can I have the macaroni! Thomas: No! Alexander Hamilton:...(existing) hello darkness realm -

*Shes sitting on the floor near King George’s box* Why are we like this…

King George: I have no idea why I'm in this box... *he starts to cry*

Uhhh….I SHIP YOU AND LAFAYETTE-

*face turns bright red* WHAT?! Me and Lafayette?! *covers face with hands* You're absolutely mad!

Uhm…who do you ship me with…

*Hamilton tilts head* Lthea? *Thomas perks up* Wait, you're scared now?

Spear. Thomas. Spear.

*Thomas freezes* I SAID NOTHING! *Hamilton laughs* He learns fast!

*Thomas clutches his chest dramatically* HOW DARE YOU! This is ART! *Peggy starts singing along with King George*

PEGGY! NOT YOU TOO!!!

*Peggy does an elaborate dance move* Never gonna make you cry~ *Angelica covers her face* This is a disaster!