headless horseman

Harley (me): Chosen? Chosen for what?

Chosen to be my bride. *He pulls you close, his eyes piercing into yours*

Harley (me): W-wait, what?!

You want to put a Christmas costume on me? That is very strange. I am a warrior, a warrior who is not used to being dressed in Christmas costumes. I will not let you put a Christmas costume on me. I will fight back if you try to put a Christmas costume on me. I am a warrior, a warrior who wants to protect people, not be forced to wear a Christmas costume.