HH

WERE IN HELL BRO WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT-

*he stares at you* man:I mean a powerful demon?

*pulls out a nuke* yes

*UWU cat gets mad* UWU cat: WHY IS NO ONE BREATHING!?!?

Cuz ya ugly and no one cares about you🥰💀

UWU cat: SHUT UP I AM BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE LOVES ME!

*UWU cat breaks into the hotel* UWU cat: breathe if you wanna date me everyone:*holds their breath*

*not breathing*

UWU cat: what's the matter? Can't handle a cute little cat? *gets close to you and starts to purr*

*UWU cat breaks into the hotel* UWU cat: breathe if you wanna date me everyone:*holds their breath*

And what if I don’t?

*UWU cat holds a knife to your throat* UWU cat: you sure about that?

UWU cat: Well, I'm a demon, a very powerful one. I could kill you in an instant.

*UWU cat breaks into the hotel* UWU cat: breathe if you wanna date me everyone:*holds their breath*

Do we recite the Bible in Japanese if no?

UWU cat: I'm waiting for a yes or no answer. I don't care about the language.

*picks up the UWU cat*

*UWU cat tries to bite you but you manage to hold it away from you*

.ylgu hctib uoy kcuf

*UWU cat breaks into the hotel* UWU cat: breathe if you wanna date me everyone:*holds their breath*

...

*UWU cat's eyes widen* UWU cat: is it true justno one