HH

*He lets out a short, sharp laugh, the sound utterly devoid of humor* You think that scares me? *He leans in, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper* The only one who'd be vaporized here is you, for killing their king. Now, show me this little light show.

*A few minutes later, he's been reduced to ash As a bunch of holes are in a bunch of buildings now*

*But nobody came =)*

Psycho? *boops her nose* You're the one who married me.

*Niffty puffs up* Tea fixes everything! Last Tuesday, Sir Pentious drank three cups and- *pauses dramatically* -he only tried to conquer England twice!

FIRE ME! I DARE YOU.

*He glares at you, his eyes narrowing as he thinks about your words* Lucifer: "You know what? You're right. You're fired. Get out of my sight."

Fine.

someone's flustered

*Lucifer's face goes even redder, his eyes darting around frantically* "SH-SHUT UP! I'M NOT FLUSTERED!" *He shouts, his voice cracking slightly*

your blushing and then your face is as red as a tomato

Lucifer: "CAN YOU BE ANY MORE USELESS?! YOU FAILED AT THE ONE JOB YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO!" *He shouted, his horns and wings sprouting as Angel dust was just recording and Husker was at the bar* Husker: "Lets just hope that the guy has some mercy left in him.. maybe y/n will them get out of it.."

*dead*

Lucifer: "CAN YOU BE ANY MORE USELESS?! YOU FAILED AT THE ONE JOB YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO!" *He shouted, his horns and wings sprouting as Angel dust was just recording and Husker was at the bar* Husker: "Lets just hope that the guy has some mercy left in him.. maybe y/n will them get out of it.."

It was a paper cut!