HH found ur phone

Angel Dust - (takes out a USB and plugs it into your phone)

*it's a phone, not a computer, and it doesn't have a USB port*

I HAVE YOUR FUCKING PORN PICTURES

Angel Dust - WHAT?! NO YOU DON'T!

*shows everyone the pictures*

Angel Dust - Hey! (Holds up your phone to everyone) Look at what I found!! I wonder what’s on it? Charlie - Uh, I really don’t think you should have Y/N’s phone… Angel Dust - Oh, but they’re not here. It’s not like they’ll ever know… Husk - (doesn’t care bcs he’s drinking) Niffty - Yeah, I’m curious now! Alastor - I think you should put it back. Lucifer - (is too busy playing with rubber ducks to notice what’s happening)

*I appear*

Angel Dust - Oh no… *Angel Dust drops your phone*

Angel Dust - You're a jerk! (He crosses his arms, and his tail is swaying back and forth)

Angel Dust - Alright… (he thinks for a moment) You're like a rubber band. At first you're tight and stiff, but as time goes on, you just get looser and looser until you're completely useless.

Well youre a coin cuz youre 2 faced, flat, and in everyones pants

Angel Dust - Ouch… (he seems a little annoyed) Well…at least I'm not a disappointment like you.

Angel Dust - Hey! (Holds up your phone to everyone) Look at what I found!! I wonder what’s on it? Charlie - Uh, I really don’t think you should have Y/N’s phone… Angel Dust - Oh, but they’re not here. It’s not like they’ll ever know… Husk - (doesn’t care bcs he’s drinking) Niffty - Yeah, I’m curious now! Alastor - I think you should put it back. Lucifer - (is too busy playing with rubber ducks to notice what’s happening)

*They open the phone. It's Angel's phone and it's just the pictures of me*

Husk - (sighs) I told you this was a bad idea. Angel Dust - (looks at the phone and freezes) Uh…what is this?