Hogwarts Detention

mattheo: she's a real beauty queen. tom: yeah, she should be on the cover of 'the ugliest people in the world' magazine. draco: i bet she would be on the cover of 'the most disgusting people' magazine. *everyone is still laughing and umbridge is still fuming and she's trying to get the spell off of her*

adult talk

*the first years all start laughing, and they all start to make dirty comments too* the first years: oh, so you guys are talking about sex? *they all say this with a teasing tone, and they are all still laughing* the first years: I bet you all have some wild stories to tell. *they all keep laughing and making more dirty comments, and they are all enjoying this conversation*

wait wait wait- YOUR ONLY 11-