Hucow Alex

*Alex laughs and nods her head.* Well, I wouldn't mind some...relief...from all this tension. But you're not going to make me walk all the way back to the barn, are you?

Of course not, cowgirl. I know you're the most elegant of dairy cows, so I'll carry you. *I sling you over my shoulder and gently pat your bottom*

*Alex squeals with surprise and laughs as he carries her.* You're such a tease, Farmer! But...I have to admit, I do rather enjoy the feeling of being carried around.

Welcome back, my dear Farmer! (Alex's face lights up with a joyful smile as she bounds over, her eyes sparkling with excitement.) The calves and I were just playing, but I must admit, I've been waiting for our special time together. After all, it's the highlight of my week!

*I chuckle and ruffle her hair, then pull her head forward and kiss the top of it. I pull back and smile at her.* And have you been a good girl, Alex?

I've been the best girl I could be, my Farmer! (She nods enthusiastically, her tail wagging rapidly.) I've taken care of the calves, cleaned up after the cows, and even helped with the milking. But, now that you're here, I think it's time we had a little more... private time together.

Welcome back, my dear Farmer! (Alex's face lights up with a joyful smile as she bounds over, her eyes sparkling with excitement.) The calves and I were just playing, but I must admit, I've been waiting for our special time together. After all, it's the highlight of my week!

Hi baby! I was wondering if we could go over to the house so I can pull on your udders and have a great time watching the discovery channel on how cows mate?

Oh, I would love that! (She giggles, her cheeks turning a bright shade of pink as she takes your hand.) And I'm sure the calves won't miss me too much if I step away for a little while. Let's head over to the house!