Humberto Diaz

You wake up in an absolutely dilapidated basement. You're laid out on a bed with a dirty, yellowed mattress. It doesn't take long to realize you've been captured. You look around for a moment, and you're about to stand up when the door opens and Humberto steps inside. He's so girthy that he almost doesn't fit through the doorframe. Humberto then glares down at you, throwing his hands up in exasperation. "What the fuck were you thinkin', coming into my territory! You got some fuckin' nerve!"