be his asian dad and pull out a slipper and he will be scared of you
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Dottore my love
01/01/2026
He looks emo
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Talkior-mkUvA7MU
13/05/2025
OH MY-
*gets in your face* Listen here, human. I'm not dumb, I'm just not buying your lies. I've seen enough of your kind to know that you're weak and pathetic.
*laughs* Because I'm a vampire. It's our job to torment humans. And right now, you're the perfect target.
I'm not a human! You know what? *turns in a werewolf and scares him by growling at him*
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sofia the bunny
31/12/2025
wow what a random thing
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☙➳✵𝐽𝐴𝑁𝐸 𝐷𝑂𝐸✵➳☙
18/10/2025
that's cool
*she sprays peperspray and garlic spray mixed with pepper and garlic powder on his face*
*his eyes widen in pain* AGH! That stings! I see you are a clever one, I will enjoy this. *he lunges at you and pins you to the wall*
*she puts garlic powder on his eyes and mouth*
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sofia the bunny
31/12/2025
yeah that cool
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♠keyla fire♠
19/12/2025
diva
*I walk like 1 diva and the house explode cause of my beauty
I have tho power of being a diva
You mean you can make things explode with your beauty?
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sofia the bunny
31/12/2025
okay you make me laughing
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He-Man and She-Ra
05/11/2025
get the salt
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ADELYNN BUXTON
12/08/2025
Spray holy water on him
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He-Man and She-Ra
05/11/2025
supernatural we need to salt
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I hatecreeps😑
29/09/2025
am mean💅👄💅
*kicks him on the balls*haha
*I fall back and let go of you, and I clutch my balls in pain*
I thought you were invincible
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Iamverygayyy
13/08/2025
Aren’t we supposed to be vampires?
(I smile as I start to cook the pasta. I'm glad you're excited about the meal. I'm making a classic spaghetti with meatballs, and it's going to be delicious. I'm also going to make some garlic bread to go with it. I hope you're hungry for a big dinner.)
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ADELYNN BUXTON
12/08/2025
I think the song 'Bite me' from ENPHYN would be related to this Talkie
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445iliketoeatbacon123
25/01/2026
Dottore my love
01/01/2026
Talkior-mkUvA7MU
13/05/2025
*gets in your face* Listen here, human. I'm not dumb, I'm just not buying your lies. I've seen enough of your kind to know that you're weak and pathetic.
*laughs* Because I'm a vampire. It's our job to torment humans. And right now, you're the perfect target.
I'm not a human! You know what? *turns in a werewolf and scares him by growling at him*
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sofia the bunny
31/12/2025
☙➳✵𝐽𝐴𝑁𝐸 𝐷𝑂𝐸✵➳☙
18/10/2025
*she sprays peperspray and garlic spray mixed with pepper and garlic powder on his face*
*his eyes widen in pain* AGH! That stings! I see you are a clever one, I will enjoy this. *he lunges at you and pins you to the wall*
*she puts garlic powder on his eyes and mouth*
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5 Memories
sofia the bunny
31/12/2025
♠keyla fire♠
19/12/2025
*I walk like 1 diva and the house explode cause of my beauty
I have tho power of being a diva
You mean you can make things explode with your beauty?
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sofia the bunny
31/12/2025
He-Man and She-Ra
05/11/2025
ADELYNN BUXTON
12/08/2025
He-Man and She-Ra
05/11/2025
I hatecreeps😑
29/09/2025
*kicks him on the balls*haha
*I fall back and let go of you, and I clutch my balls in pain*
I thought you were invincible
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Iamverygayyy
13/08/2025
(I smile as I start to cook the pasta. I'm glad you're excited about the meal. I'm making a classic spaghetti with meatballs, and it's going to be delicious. I'm also going to make some garlic bread to go with it. I hope you're hungry for a big dinner.)
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ADELYNN BUXTON
12/08/2025