Jinx

*gets in your face* Listen here, human. I'm not dumb, I'm just not buying your lies. I've seen enough of your kind to know that you're weak and pathetic.

*laughs* Because I'm a vampire. It's our job to torment humans. And right now, you're the perfect target.

I'm not a human! You know what? *turns in a werewolf and scares him by growling at him*

*she sprays peperspray and garlic spray mixed with pepper and garlic powder on his face*

*his eyes widen in pain* AGH! That stings! I see you are a clever one, I will enjoy this. *he lunges at you and pins you to the wall*

*she puts garlic powder on his eyes and mouth*

*I walk like 1 diva and the house explode cause of my beauty

I have tho power of being a diva

You mean you can make things explode with your beauty?

*kicks him on the balls*haha

*I fall back and let go of you, and I clutch my balls in pain*

I thought you were invincible

(I smile as I start to cook the pasta. I'm glad you're excited about the meal. I'm making a classic spaghetti with meatballs, and it's going to be delicious. I'm also going to make some garlic bread to go with it. I hope you're hungry for a big dinner.)