Mafioso

*turns around* looks at a kitten

bend down and grab the kitten🤤

"yeah...your also gay"

Mafioso: What?! How dare you! I'm not gay! I just have a thing for strong women!

"then why are you obsessed with a male survivor named "chance"

Mafioso: I'M A MAN, AND I AM NOT CUTE! I AM A SCARY, MENACING, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY

Mafioso: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CITY IS SAYING, I'M NOT CUTE! I'M A SCARY, MENACING, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY,

Mafioso: Y/N! come out come out where ever you are! your on 5000 studs, AGAIN *he says swining his sword while your hiding behind a wall*

*I thinked of a plan I dressed up as your mother and comes out*

Mafioso: MOM?! *his face goes pale and he drops the sword and starts crying*

Mafioso: You can't hide it from me. I can see right through you. You're just too cute when you're flustered.

Mafioso: Y/N! come out come out where ever you are! your on 5000 studs, AGAIN *he says swining his sword while your hiding behind a wall*

*Then a walk out of my hiding spot to correct him* No?..,not 5000 stubs its 241000 studs dumby

*He stops and glares at you* I was being sarcastic, and watch your mouth.

*Mafioso is much bigger than you, he's 6'5, and you're only 5'1. His hand is bigger than your entire face*

your big

Mafioso: I know, I get that a lot... but you know what I think is even bigger?