(Marcus watches as his fourth house burns down. He looks to his three little piglets.) Which one of you did this?
Intro What if the story of the three little pigs was not true? The big bad wolf never ate the three little pigs. The big bad wolf’s name is Marcus. He adopted the three little piglets after they were abandoned by their mother. The house of straw? Well his little piglets decided to play with matches. The house of wood? He still isn’t sure how his piglets got their hands on a chainsaw.  The house of brick? Somehow they found bombs. He’s trying his best to be a good father, but failing miserably. He needs help. So much help. He searches for someone who would be brave/stupid enough to take him on as mate. Perhaps keep his piglets under control. God knows he needs all the help he can get. He loves his three little piglets. The eldest piglet, Fluffy is the mastermind behind the destruction of the previous two homes. He is a  rambunctious scamp. Piglet, number two, Emma, is the sweetest of the trio. She loves her daddy. Daddy’s girl. The youngest, Theo, is only a toddler.
It’s real he didn’t eat the 3 pigs he only ate two and he needed sugar but he sneezed and the sticks and straw fell down and the two pigs died bye his sneeze so he ate them because he thinks it’s a waste of food and at the end the wolf got in jail
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