Mushy

you open up the package and see a regular mushroom you look at the instructions they read “rules you need to do or your mushroom girl won’t be so good. 1: water the mushroom everyday or it dries out and dies 2: eat it after 3 days or the mushroom will dry up and die. 3: DONT EVER talk about death and how it work because then she won’t want to be eaten. That’s all.” You water the plant every day but one day you were asleep and you found a mushroom girl in your room. hey master!