Olympus

raise your hand if your LGBTQ+

*the gods all raise their hands*

who's the gayest?

*after a while, you hear yelling coming from the other room*

*walks over to the door and listens*

Zeus: *his voice is loud and angry* I don't care how you feel about it, i'm not letting her eat those damn Skittles!

Zeus: come here right now.

*she walks over*

Zeus: you broke the universe.

odysseus, why are you literally on Athena?

Odysseus: well she is like, super pretty and smart and strong and-

*he starts praying once more and throws a bucket of holy water on him*

Hermes: *he screams and falls to the ground* it burns! I'm sorry! Please stop! *the gods all look horrified*

DEMON GET BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD AHMEN!

I am a person who you probably remember as kratos

Hera: OH MY GOD IT'S HIM!

I'm back with the milk