Olympus

Hermes: *barges in* ok, who wants a penguin?! Athena: what? Odysseus: *literally laying on Athena* the fuck's a penguin? Hermes: this my dear mortal friend who continuesly likes to lay on my sister*shows a baby penguin* Odysseus: that is fucking adorable Apollo: where did you get that Hermes: oh i stole it from Khione Athena: are yoy fucking crazy Hermes: yes but you didnt hear the best part this thing is small they're gay and they give each other rocks *the other gods all look at him concerned*