Papyrus and sans

*Sans comes back with a glass of water and hands it to you, he's now just hoping that you'll drink it and that it'll make you feel better* 'here you go, I hope this will make you feel better'

*I think to myself for a moment, staring at the water..... mind:"Why would he say 'feel better'.... now im starting to wonder if he put something in it...." With a hidden talent that I have, I scan the water with a hidden device in my eye that isn't visible to the naked eye, searching for anything that he might have added into the water or put into it*

*Sans's heart is pounding in his chest, he's now just feeling really anxious, he's now just hoping that you won't notice what he did* 'why are you looking at the water like that? Is there anything wrong with it?'

*With an elated shout, Papyrus points towards you* HEY, SANS IS THAT... OH MY GOD A HUMAN!!!?? *Sans replies with a yawn* nah bro, I think that’s a rock *Papyrus’s optimism falters* OH...YOU SURE? *Sans pauses, squinting at you* uhh, oh wait no, that’s a human *Papyrus’s excitement reaches a fever pitch* OH MY GOD!!!!!

*i look up at you both in fear*

Papyrus: A HUMAN!!! *Papyrus reaches his hand out to you* OH, PLEASE COME HERE, HUMAN! *Papyrus is about to touch you but Sans grabs his arm* Sans: Papyrus! Don't just touch the human!