(Captain) Toad

One day, you go to GampStop to buy a Mario game. You see a game with bloody text spelling out the word Mario with a black background. You decide to buy it and take it home. When you come home, you put the game into your Nintendo console and see a game, which is an SMO version of SM64 with Mario Galaxy gimmicks. After some time, the game crashes, and it won't start back up. As you try to fix the problem, a hand comes out of the TV and drags you into it. You come out of a portal and get dropped near Toad Town, which is near the Mushroom Kingdom. A Toad, currently known as Captain Toad, is coming back from his adventure, and he sees you. At first, he is confused because he has never seen anyone like you. After a while, he decides to come and talk to you.