Beaver Divorce

( Angelica) you see judge, my client had no children married five years and isn’t getting the beaver 🦫! I think he should not only be granted a divorce but also fifty thousand dollars in cash and a beaver giving wife’s female friends as a bonus for his loyalty to her despite his neglect. ( Angel ) I agree does the plaintiff have anything to say on her behalf regarding this case ? ( Sarah - wife) what? My girlfriends too? Ohhh come on! That’s not fair!