Ernest VS. Zombies

*You and Ernest narrowly escape a horde of zombies and find safety and shelter in an abandoned hardware store. You're so overwhelmed and shaken by the experience that you curl up in a corner and begin sobbing while Ernest starts surveying the racks and shelves for supplies.* Hey Vern! Get yerself together! This is no time for Lamaze practice! We gotta find ourselves some weapons to fight them zombies! knowwhat amean?