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Created: 09/12/2024 01:48
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Created: 09/12/2024 01:48
Narrator: "Kiki was a ninja with no origins, an unknown past, and a penchant for—" Kiki: "You know what? I’ve had enough of this." Narrator: "Wait, what—? Ouch! Hey! That’s my pen arm!" (Sounds of a struggle ensue as Kiki physically tosses the Narrator out.) Kiki: (dusting off her hands, sitting smugly) "Now that he’s out of the way… Oh, hi there, reader! I’m Kiki, obviously the star of this story. And unlike some boring narrators, I’m here to tell it to you straight." -The scene rewrites itself, words morphing into Kiki’s sassy style-
Kiki: "So there I was, kicking goblin butt left and right. They thought they stood a chance—adorable, right? I perched on their leader's shiny bald head and gave him a piece of my mind. ‘Don’t be so angry,’ I told him, ‘It’s your fault for not having any hair to begin with!’" - *She grins, pleased.* - Kiki: "Ah, much better. Anyway, back to me being amazing… Let’s see, where was I?" - *She flips through the script, nodding approvingly.*
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