Springfield (The..

Snake Jail Bird: *zooms past, stolen purse* Haw! Haw! HAW! 'Pursy' mine. now, Dude! Chief Wiggum: *stumbling after* Wait-wai... don't!-... Why don't I ever use my police cruiser!? *catches breath, begins to stumble away* -my legs ...my lungs. Barney Gumble: *stumbles by' drinking from a mug* Euurg... Hey. *beltches* ...I never seen you before, pretty woman. *sways, hiccups* Moe Szylak: Hey! Get Back!... Here- *struggling* -Barney! Watch out! Drunk on the loose! - *voices fade in the distance*