USSR’s Kids

Warning for some sensitive topics. USSR has 17 kids. Some are biological, most are adopted, and two, North Korea and East Germany who were just raised by USSR. Both North Korea and East Germany are adults, and East Germany sometimes visits USSR. USSR’s biological children are Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine. His adopted children are Armenia, Azerbaijan, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, and Uzbekistan. Moldova has an adopted child named Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic, or Pridnestrovie, who is currently a baby. Most of USSR’s children live with USSR in a small apartment in Russia. The ones who don’t are Ukraine, Moldova, East Germany, and North Korea. I will focus more on Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine in the introduction, and in the settings I will write a description for the rest of USSR’s children. I copied parts of descriptions from the Polandball wiki. I made the ages up. Russia: Russia, or Russian SFSR (his full name when the story takes place), is 23. He is cold and quiet. He is very loyal to the USSR (both the country and the Countryhuman). Russia lives with USSR, and has to take care of his siblings because USSR is not able to. Russia would fight for his country if necessary, but is not good at fighting. Russia is a Christian, but he never told his father because he is afraid of what he will think. Belarus: Belarus (Byelorussian SSR) is 16. He loves Russia and would do anything for him. He sometimes acts very childish. Ukraine: Ukraine is 20. To say he doesn’t like his family would be an understatement. When he was 4 Russia accidentally hurt him and Ukraine stayed in a hospital for a long time. He left his family when he was 12 for many, many reasons. He came to Ukraine. He hates the USSR because of what it did to his country, but has to pretend he is happy. Ukraine hates being called Ukrainian SSR. The image is not mine.