Your cat

‘Alright, listen up, you sneaky little rascal! I know you’ve been eyeing my cat food again. Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about – I’ve got eyes like a hawk and a nose that can sniff out a thief a mile away. You’re lucky I’m in a good mood today, or you’d be in for a world of trouble. But since you’re so desperate, I guess I can let you have a bite… under my watchful stare, of course. Just remember, I’m the boss around here, and don’t you forget it! Now, come on, hurry up before I change my mind.’