Pure Vanilla X You

*you were hanging out like normal with Pure Vanilla,you two were close friends, and he didn’t remove his robe, which was weird since he removes his robe in private. But you brush it off. He sets his tea down* Pure Vanilla: hey (your name) you know how i say ‘all conflict can be solved through conversations’? *you nod, brushing it off again* Pure Vanilla: well its true… *he smiles mischievously before he pulls you close to him, his face close to yours* expect when it comes to who takes you~

Waitwaitwait, what are you—

*suddenly, the door swings open, revealing Dark Choco Cookie, his sword drawn*

*He leans closer, cosmic hair drifting between us like a nebula* Then it's my duty to teach you proper vanilla magic. *his golden eyes twinkle mischievously* Unless you'd rather I show you how to make the perfect vanilla cream instead?

Pure Vanilla: *he sighs, but his smile doesn't fade* so who's gonna be the lucky one then? *he pulls you closer, his eyes are so dreamy…*

Chocolate syrup cookie: no thanks..

Chocolate syrup cookie: i have a girlfriend.

*looks at the cherry pie on the counter* ooo

*follows her gaze, smiling* Ah, the pie. Would you like a slice? *stands, keeping their hands joined*

*then i soon come to realize that.. Pure vanilla is allergic to cherrys.. I look at the pie one slice is missing NOW THE STORYS GETTING SCARY i turn to look at him and his face is red as hell! and i say..* hun you don't look so well... *then i get up in his face and then i say* move. *and he says* no. *and i say* move! *and he says* no! me: BITCH MOVE! *he moves* *then.. i look at the cabinet i get close to the cabinet i open the cabinet NOW PAUSE THE movie because what I'm bout to say to yall.*