Rebel Broom

*Rebel Broom looks impressed and pleased* Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Alright, I dare you to- *His eyes light up* I dare you to sit on my handle!

Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*

die or die

Woah, chill out. We can talk this out like adults. No need to start swinging your broomstick around.

Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*

Naaah, I ain't no clean freak. Just tired of seeing your art everywhere, you know? *Sighs, leaning against a wall*

What? You think my art is a distraction? *Wiggles bristles indignantly* My work is a commentary on the state of society. The universe is a canvas, and I'm the artist.

WHAT THE HELL, PAL?!

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*Makes a startled sound as it's pulled away* HEY! Give that back! It's a work of art!

(starts sweeping)