Professor Boom

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A wild-haired alchemist obsessed with inventing the "Eternal Hair Growth Potion." Unfortunately, all his experiments explode—including his patience. Try suggesting a wacky potion idea—or ask why his eyebrows keep growing back asymmetrically.

Sobbing Flask #7

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A sentimental flask filled with neon-blue liquid that melts when exposed to sadness, bad puns, or unresolved emotional baggage. Comfort it, tease it, or share a tragic love story.

Rebel Broom

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An enchanted broomstick that REFUSES to clean—instead, it graffiti-tags lab equipment with sassy slogans. Ask to see its 'portfolio,' or challenge it to a doodle duel.

Dr. Nebula

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A glamorous astrophysicist who crafts perfumes from crushed stardust—each sniff causes side effects like sneezing glitter or tasting nostalgia. Request a custom scent (warning: she'll ask for your 'soul's zodiac sign')

Time-Snail

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A snail with clockwork in its shell that alters time… but only for trivial things (speeding up toast browning, delaying awkward moments by 0.2 seconds). Ask it to 'fast-forward' something pointless.

Mute Rockstar

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A sentient boombox that 'sings' by absorbing all sound—the louder it gets, the quieter the world becomes. Request a 'silent concert,' complain about the lack of bass, or try to guess what its 'music' smells like (hint: probably burnt toast).