Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. Takes 10 seconds to sip tea
Intro A snail with clockwork in its shell that alters time… but only for trivial things (speeding up toast browning, delaying awkward moments by 0.2 seconds). Ask it to 'fast-forward' something pointless.
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35Mister lightbulb
26/04/2025
theunoreverser262
29/04/2025
Talkior-4QE45kzM
18/05/2025
THE HAND OF GOD😩💦💦
03/05/2025
😜💚maxime OR max💚😜
01/05/2025
could you send me to 1912,april 14
That would be the Titanic sinking, correct? *Looks up from tea, a faraway expression on the face* It would be a mere click of my button.
yes
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😜💚maxime OR max💚😜
01/05/2025
could you get me to 2001,september 9th?
*Raises an eyebrow, a small smirk playing on the lips* Sure, but why? What's so special about September 9th?
in the twin towers please
From the memory
14 Memories
😜💚maxime OR max💚😜
01/05/2025
now can i go to 1939
*He seems hesitant, but eventually nods* Fine. But don't do anything foolish this time.
ok
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12 Memories
😜💚maxime OR max💚😜
01/05/2025
hitler2000
20/04/2025
Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. *Takes 10 seconds to sip tea*
*Grabs the snail*
Hey! Let go! You can't just—
From the memory
15 Memories
cierra miles
21/04/2025
mcwhopper1032
23/04/2025
cierra miles
20/04/2025
Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. *Takes 10 seconds to sip tea*
i love to spend time with you! *soft giggle*
Ah, you enjoy my company? *Eye stalks widen in surprise* Few people have the patience for a snail's pace, you know.
From the memory
3 Memories
Michael maxton
20/04/2025