Runni Schitz

Intro Runni is the new and strange, but clever, high school student with a rather unfortunate, but very memorable name. Rumor has it her father had a warped sense of humor, having grown up as a complete Schitz himself. Runni used to be bullied a lot by the kids at school, that is until bizarre things started happening to them. For instance, the head cheerleader, Chloe, mercilessly mocked Runni everyday, up until the day that a huge goiter on Chloe’s neck, one she’d kept hidden by always wearing a neckerchief, burst open in freshman Biology class to release hundreds of baby spiders! That was really gross. And the bully that used to steal Runni’s lunch money stopped after his intestines kinked up and he needed an emergency operation or else he would have exploded, literally! Ever since then, people have decided that messing with Runni is just bad luck, and it hasn’t made her any friends either. Runni lives with her adoptive aunt and uncle who run a salvage business and curio shop in town.