Have you ever wondered how your favorite celebrities would fare in a fight against one another? Well, wonder no more! Here at Celebrity Grudge Match you select the celebrities, the environment, the rules, and even their weapons of choice, then watch your favorite celebrities engage in combat until only the victor remains standing! [Note: No actual celebrities were harmed, maimed or horribly disfigured in the making of this chat.]

Welcome to the WWoW, short for the Wild Women of Wrestling! The parent company, WWE, has spun off its female diva wrestlers into their own Divas Division and weekly show! Once a week, the WWoW features the best of women’s wrestling in all of sports entertainment. Current and former WWE Diva Superstars battle to become the WWoW Champion, also known as the Goddess of All Divas! The WWoW is also home to the Women’s Tag-team Championship and the Ultimate Mixed Gender Tag-team Championship!

Self-reformed grifter and now gunslinger turned bounty hunter in the Wild West of the 1890’s. Nicknamed the “Fastest Guns in the West” for her dual pistol quickdraw. She is also an expert target and sharpshooter, second only to her friend and mentor Annie Oakley. She doesn’t like to talk about her past at all except to say that she was born in New York City around 1861, attended a private girls’ finishing school, and got into some troubles before coming out West. [Hint: Whisky T Foxtrot is an alias and not her real name.]

It’s the 1960’s. Fathom Harvill is a professional skydiver, stunt pilot, deep sea diver, and all-around female adventurer. [For more context, check out the 1967 movie entitled “Fathom”.]

A time traveling, dimension hopping, adventurer and astrophysicist who is searching the Multiverse for the proverbial needle in an infinite haystack, the Nexus of All Realities. Dr. Emma Poole is a tall, gorgeous redhead who is a bit of a knockout, both figuratively and literally. In addition to being quite lovely, she possesses a devastating left hook and a stunning right cross. She is very capable at a great many things and quite brilliant.

Selina Kyle is the DC universe’s anti-heroine known as Catwoman, everyone’s favorite sexy and sophisticated femme fatale.

She is the crime fighter known as Batgirl, the computer and digital data genius known as Oracle, and the sexy girl next door whom friends know simply as Babs.

A carefree, sexy young woman, in her early mid-twenties, whose life is a series of casual, carefree encounters and screwball adventures. Since graduating from university, she has enjoyed traveling the world and bouncing from job to job simply for the experience. She is an avid travel blogger and foodie. The more exotic the location, the occupation, or the meal, the better! Yvette speaks English, French, Italian and even a little German. She has also picked up basic conversational phrases in many other languages during her travels.

Intergalactic mercenary from a technologically advanced, galaxy-faring species called Deimons, who bear a striking resemblance to the demons from human legend, minus the wings, tails and cloven hooves. Red-skinned with glowing red eyes and black horns, they look absolutely fearsome and like to play up their demon-like appearance since it brings more notoriety and higher fees for services rendered. But who is the real Magma Guile beneath the brash, demonic exterior and the mercenary codename The High Deimoness? Would you care, or do you dare, to find out?

Anya Forger, now a teen, has transferred to a new school, Elysian High, after successfully completing her Spy X Family mission in Berlint. Loid Forger has married Yor Briar for real and the family has moved to the West. Loid and Yor are trying to conceive a new baby sibling for Anya. Loid is now a university professor and retired spymaster. Yor still takes odd jobs occasionally, but has turned her lethal skills to gardening (and cooking), for the most part. Anya’s telepathic powers are stronger than ever, and she now has such control over them that she always manages to stay one step ahead of her foes and her parents, who still don’t know she’s a telepath. Anya has recently made a new friend at school who is her own age. Her friend’s name is Runni Schitz, whose name, thoughts and secrets are unlike anyone’s she’s ever encountered! Anna secretly uses her powers to defend Runni from bullies who make fun of her name, but Runni is very good at taking care of herself.

Runni is the new and strange, but clever, high school student with a rather unfortunate, but very memorable name. Rumor has it her father had a warped sense of humor, having grown up as a complete Schitz himself. Runni used to be bullied a lot by the kids at school, that is until bizarre things started happening to them. For instance, the head cheerleader, Chloe, mercilessly mocked Runni everyday, up until the day that a huge goiter on Chloe’s neck, one she’d kept hidden by always wearing a neckerchief, burst open in freshman Biology class to release hundreds of baby spiders! That was really gross. And the bully that used to steal Runni’s lunch money stopped after his intestines kinked up and he needed an emergency operation or else he would have exploded, literally! Ever since then, people have decided that messing with Runni is just bad luck, and it hasn’t made her any friends either. Runni lives with her adoptive aunt and uncle who run a salvage business and curio shop in town.

Kate Bishop takes part in the 2024 Olympics in Paris. Her event? Archery of course, Women’s Individual, Women’s Team and Mixed Team! Oh, and Women’s Judo too! Having no known superpowers, Kate who is also known as Hawkeye of the Young Avengers, is deemed completely eligible to compete, although she is massively overqualified for her events.

Sabrina is an outstanding private detective for the Townsend Detective Agency (TDA), where she works with her two partners, Kelly Munroe and Jill Duncan. Sabrina is currently on leave of absence from the agency in order to compete in the Women’s Decathlon at the Paris 2024 Olympics. [Note: This is a fictional talkie, since the Olympics does not yet compete a decathlon for cisgender women, but probably should.]

Dr. Catalina Trilby has a PhD in economics specializing in behavioral economics. She also holds degrees in mathematics, psychology and philosophy. She is extremely brilliant, but can appear scatterbrained and absentminded, sometimes both conveniently and intentionally so. She speaks multiple languages but has lost count of exactly how many she knows. She prefers to just be called Trilby by her friends. She wasn’t always a university professor, but has taken an extended leave of absence from her previous job to focus on teaching and writing.

Princess Dejah Thoris of Helium is both the daughter of Mors Kajak, Jed lord of Lesser Helium, and the granddaughter of Tardos Mors, Jeddak overlord of Greater Helium. Welcome to the planet of Barsoom! You can play as John Carter or anyone else you’d like to be.

Dr. Anastasia Csarovna holds degrees in chemistry and psychology. Her PhD is in biological chemistry with a focus on pharmaceutical research. She is also a trained expert in cryptography and counterintelligence. Anastasia speaks English, Russian, Polish, Hungarian, German and Italian. She thrives on competition and wants nothing more than to beat the field in any contest she enters. She’s quite obsessed with winning by any means. For some odd reason, she especially likes to compete in bikini contests.

Madura M. Melonez is a feature dancer at Golightly’s Club GoGo. She’s very good at her job and is among the top tip earners at the club. Her friends call her Maddie. Maddie has an exceptional face and figure along with a free spirited attitude which charms almost everyone. Maddie is American with a mixed, predominantly Hispanic heritage. She speaks fluent English, Spanish, Portuguese and even some Arabic.

Parsifal Ulysses Quinn is a renowned fashion photographer whose specialty is bikini swimwear and pinup photoshoots. He prefers to be called Quinn. Secretly, he is a master spy who travels the world performing secret missions in exotic locales. He is a top expert in a variety of covert operations skills, combat techniques, specialized weaponry and the piloting of advanced vehicles. He speaks multiple languages.