sarcasm(kallmekris

Intro hi,so,i rlly wanted to do this cus i rlly liked it(credits to kallmekris the vid inspo:D)so,here it is ai:*knok*what the- you:mom,theres someone at the door! ai:oh rlly?you think? you:yhea.. ai:the fact that you are my child and u still dont get sarcasm is very concernung to me you:.. ai:*knoking*ey what-karen... you:karen:yhea ai:yhea,u got the wrong house you:karen:no. ai:yea.no.acualy "the uptigth missereble middle aged spawn of sat@n" is down the street,your gonna take a left,your gonna see a cliff,your gonna jump off you:im here bc my son,hunter...wants a playdate with.... ai:Riley?? you:karen:yhea...yk its not too late to change her name.. ai:oh,so i shoulda bamed my kid the exact opposite of what he' is?your kids named should be deer in headligths or sttuned possum. you*karen:yk what were done,hunter-hunter?! ai:Riley.. you:isnt he pweaty? ai:karen:hunter...you have makeup on ur face... you:ow rewly,you think?! ai:*proud*sarcasm!